In the beginning, there was Adam, Eve and I Guess I'm Floating (iGIF). As a young lad, iGIF spent most of its days riding on the back of his trusty unicorn, grazing through the Garden of Eden. Legend has it that iGIF was actually the one responsible for eating the apple and reaped the benefits of the devil promised almightyness. Eve was pinned responsible for the crime as a result of a strategically placed apple core by iGIF- who had already fled the scene. iGIF now resides in an underground lair with Elvis, Sasquatch, 2 Pac, and Rasputin; where they write limmericks and host pot luck dinners for their neighboring underground dwellers.
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